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Lolowe patch notes
« dnia: Marzec 19, 2012, 17:18:36 »
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General changes

Fixed a bug that prevented some players from matchmaking correctly
Fixed a bug that prevented game data from being saved on Xbox 360 consoles
Introduced fully animated cutscenes to all Story Mode sequences
All Story Mode sequences are now voiced in German to increase immersion
Subtitles have been removed from the game to increase immersion

Character balance changes

Patroklos: damage on throws increased 12%
Patroklos: increased condescending sneers in all dialog by 38%
ZWEI: ZWEI’s fast, close-range mixups were simply too difficult to avoid. Increased startup on all low attacks by 10 frames
ZWEI: Changed properties of EIN. EIN now has a secondary life bar. When EIN sustains 60 damage, ZWEI takes 24 damage and is stunned
Leixia: Many users felt Leixia’s moveset was too limited. All Leixia move inputs can now be held down to perform unblockable versions that deal double damage. Frame data and hitboxes remain unchanged
Leixia: Leixia’s ground tantrum now lowers enemy Soul Gauge at all ranges
Natsu: Fixed a bug that prevented ground bombs from hitting both low and mid
Natsu: As requested by Taki fans, Natsu’s bust size has been increased by 23 cm. This should clear up any confusion that Natsu is, in fact, a ninja
Ezio: In response to players’ frustration that Ezio’s weaponry range was too limited, his crossbow damage has been increased from 40 to 180
Ezio: As requested by our partners at Ubisoft, playing as Ezio now requires a constant internet connection
Raphael: Many users were confused about whether Raphael was a vampire or not. To put the matter to rest, Raphael has been removed from the game
Viola: To enhance Viola’s psychic aura, players using Viola will now see their opponent’s button inputs
Viola: To better match her short stature, Viola has been renamed Violin
Pyrrha: Many new players found Pyrrha difficult to play. All of her moves have been changed to be +18 frames on block
Pyrrha: To increase immersion, Pyrrha is now 43% more apologetic. We are very sorry this couldn’t be fixed sooner
Seigfried: The length of Seigfried’s sword has been increased 1.2 meters to better represent the sexual insecurities of players choosing Seigfried
Seigfried: The girth of Seigfried’s sword has been increased 30 cm to better represent the dimension that matters more to most players
Hilde: All frame data has been updated to give Hilde all of her Soul Calibur 4 combos. To balance this, Hilde is now significantly less feisty
Hilde: To increase immersion, players who dress Hilde in male clothing will watch a cutscene in which she is burned at the stake
Xiba: Xiba has been removed from the game. We really don’t know what we were thinking
Ivy: In response to user criticism, Ivy has been given 14 new fighting stances. These stances include forward walking stance, crouching stance, and blocking stance, which all require complex inputs to better serve the desires of Ivy’s more hardcore fans
Ivy: To create a more modern gaming experience, Ivy has been given a small, but noticeable, penile bulge
Cervantes: To increase immersion, Cervantes suffers from scurvy. Players must find and consume a source of Vitamin C each round to restore Cervantes to full capacity
Cervantes: All vertical attacks by Cervantes now track opponents within the full 180-degree arc. You’re welcome
Aeon: Aeon has been renamed Aeon the Lizardman to avoid confusion
Aeon: To increase immersion, Aeon can no longer see opponents who do not move. Standstill opponents will now be invisible
Tira: Added a new mood. Tira will now alternate between jolly, gloomy, and sexy moods
Tira: In sexy stance, Tira will accompany every attack with a sensuous, prolonged moan. Additionally, attack inputs no longer require the use of both hands
Nightmare: Fixed a bug that prevented Nightmare’s Critical Edge from beating throws, unblockables, and other Critical Edge attacks. Whoops!
Nightmare: To increase immersion, Nightmare’s attacks now decapitate and dismember enemies if unblocked
Mitsurugi: Decreased startup on Mitsurugi’s 2K attack
Mitsurugi: All horizontal and vertical slashes have been changed to diagonal attacks that hit high, mid, low, and prevent step. Throws remain unchanged
Maxi: During every round, Maxi now sings one of fifteen different Elvis Presley songs at random
Maxi: Added a new move: Maxi Pad. Players can use Maxi Pad to heal from light cuts and stabs
Yoshimitsu: Yoshimitsu has been removed from the game, because even we were tired of his bullshit after ten years
Dampierre: To increase immersion, Dampierre’s price on the Xbox Live Marketplace and Playstation Network has been increased 300%. Magnificent!
Dampierre: While it does not affect online ranking, gamers using Dampierre will now see a Victory! screen regardless of the actual outcome of the match
Voldo: Randomized Voldo’s vocalizations so it’s even harder to know what the hell he’s doing squirming around on the ground
Voldo: Decreased total size of codpiece armor 83%. It was only a matter of time, really
Astaroth: To increase immersion, all Astaroth attacks are now unblockable and deal 200-240 damage
Astaroth: To increase immersion, Astaroth will die immediately if struck directly in the chest
Alpha Patroklos: Players enjoyed the challenge this character offered. To match this, Alpha Patroklos can no longer perform Guards that are not Just Guards
Alpha Patroklos: Introduced a new character-specific mechanic, Just Step. Alpha Patroklos will now only step if a direction is inputted at the exact frame the opposing foot touches the ground
Algol: Increased pursuit properties of all Algol attacks, allowing every attack to chain into any other attack
Algol: To better reflect Algol’s deity status, his health bar has been removed. Algol may now be defeated only by Ring Out
Omega Pyrrha: Increased voice warbling by 360% for a more demonic, garbled sound
Omega Pyrrha: To better reflect the Story Mode, Omega Pyrrha cannot achieve Victory! against Alpha Patroklos
Elysium, Edge Master: These characters have been merged into a new character, Harold. Harold possesses the power of Innocent Love
Kilik: Gameplay remains unchanged, but Kilik’s vocalizations have been changed to match Xibas, for all the Xiba fans out there!
Devil Jin: To appeal to conservative players, Devil Jin has been renamed Naughty Jin. Naughty Jin knows you don’t approve and that’s exactly how he likes it
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Odp: Lolowe patch notes
« Odpowiedź #1 dnia: Marzec 19, 2012, 17:29:16 »
Byo :kappa:
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W ogóle wiecie ze Oxva miał kiedyś długie włosy i nie wyglądał jak white trash prosto z getta, który zabije cie za fajkę?

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Odp: Lolowe patch notes
« Odpowiedź #2 dnia: Marzec 19, 2012, 17:34:02 »
Na backdashu? Musiałem przespać. :p
"Trzeba, rozumiesz, umieć poetycko roztoczyć przed pacjentem wizję growego community, które to zapijając trunkiem przeróżnym grywa nad jeziorami w towarzystwie pięknych dam i komarów tak łagodnych, że nie żądlą jeśli się tylko poprosi. "

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« Odpowiedź #3 dnia: Marzec 19, 2012, 19:02:31 »
dobrze to tu mieć jakby tamten artyku zniknął z powodu końca świata